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Etheric DNA

FOR reasons best known to herself, Laura Emery was browsing for DNA on eBay. To her alarm, she came across the Lifetech DNA Activator CD. One lucky bidder obtained, for $14.95, the power to “activate 100 per cent of your 2-strand DNA, plus 10 additional strands!” Boring old conventional medicine would regard even the first part as dangerous – after all, you want to be careful where you express toenail genes, for example. But on top of that, as Laura notes: “Blimey, I’m doing a genetics degree but no one told me there are 10 additional ‘etheric’ DNA…